I'm wearing that smile you gave me

did-you-kno:

The man who invented pop-up ads has apologized to the world for unintentionally creating one of the Internet’s most hated forms of advertising.
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did-you-kno:

The man who invented pop-up ads has apologized to the world for unintentionally creating one of the Internet’s most hated forms of advertising.

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(Source: shallowsprings, via death-by-lulz)

memeguy-com:

Calm yo tits

memeguy-com:

Calm yo tits

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tunama:

"Oh nee"

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westernkanye:

An important purchase

westernkanye:

An important purchase

(Source: goldenretrieverworld, via nerfthatbitch)

sungl0ry:

hannibal + ladies: 
  ↳ Hannibal Lecter & Bedelia du Maurier

"Tell me, Dr. du Maurier, have your beliefs about me begun to unravel?"

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laughingsquid:

The Cool To Do Drugs Pencil

“Every time I see you I melt
melt regardless of how furious or mad I’ve been
melt because I can only melt
when I see those eyes
hear that voice
Feel that skin -
Every time I see you I melt
like bacon fat on the pan that’s firm and shaped
but when the heat becomes adequate simply dissolve with a sizzle
and blur out and disappear
that’s how I melt
that’s how the identity slides of me
and my completely reasonable anger or bitterness
melt as inevitable nature-certain as the bacon fat -
Every time I see you I melt
and can no more think about what I thought about
no matter what it was
just like one of my old aunts walking on the street
while actually telling her husband off
but then suddenly sees a baby
lying babbling in a pram
and all is forgotten on the spot because here is life
here lies life and babbles in its rompers
then she melts
and that’s how I melt when I see you
because only the fact that you are here means something
Every time I see you I melt
like the ice being forced out of the landscapes in Norway in the spring
and the sun shining it away
and the water gushing
and what was white ice yesterday
becomes green grass today
and in spite of all that’s happened until now
we and it starts
over again
now”

—   Dan Turéll (Free translation from Danish)

(Source: letsbreathenewair)

"Isn’t it boring being on an all vegetable diet?"

veganprobs:

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you tell me

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sp00kydarvill:

I don’t even know what to say

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did-you-kno:

Even though very few giant panda cubs are born each year and even fewer live after birth, the world’s first surviving set of panda triplets were born in July 2014 and continue to develop at a healthy rate.

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did-you-kno:

Even though very few giant panda cubs are born each year and even fewer live after birth, the world’s first surviving set of panda triplets were born in July 2014 and continue to develop at a healthy rate.

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