plot twist: when you feel bugs crawling on you and when you look there’s nothing there, they are actually the ghosts of all the bugs you killed
"Hey guys can I join ur frog team"
"Gross!" "Whoever heard of a GREEN frog?!"
"I wonder if there’s some magical, amazing world out there where it’s normal to be a green frog"
"Haha yeah and the hippos live in water and their chickens aren’t on fire"
Don’t start an argument with a girl because they all have 45020194 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 14:23PM on 23/04/2007