my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop
he takes it to company meetings
I’ve been told he has received many compliments
did you read the post
If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
So I just had the shit creeped out of me.
I’m not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked.
My violin is hanging on the wall several feet away.
So I gathered my courage, grabbed my phone, and used the camera light to investigate.
And found this.
A goddamn spider was playing my violin. Not even joking. The little shit.
I think I’d have preferred a ghost….
I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day
If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?
Holy fuck this messed me up