I'm wearing that smile you gave me

factsandchicks:

75% of IKEA’s product images are not photographs
source

factsandchicks:

75% of IKEA’s product images are not photographs

source

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buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

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welele:

becausebirds:

forgot how to stairs

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welele:

pls, water. Stahp

welele:

pls, water. Stahp

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n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

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toucanparty:

see us next time for another episode of The X-files

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rae-rose:

who-lligan:

So I just had the shit creeped out of me.

I’m not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked. 

My violin is hanging on the wall several feet away. 

So I gathered my courage, grabbed my phone, and used the camera light to investigate. 

And found this.

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A goddamn spider was playing my violin. Not even joking. The little shit.

I think I’d have preferred a ghost….

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

apricockjam:

I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day

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stuck-in-the-frondzone:

enures:

If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?

Holy fuck this messed me up

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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mallomallo:

I miss the old rihanna

mallomallo:

I miss the old rihanna

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